jean: i can hear armin scream
what the crap is going on?
eren: BITCH U SCREAMED TOO
jean: wanna bet your other arm?
eren: TO KILL U I JUST NEED ONE
marco: hey guys c'mon please don't fight no one's gonna die young
franz: not gonna die young
hannah: our love won't die young
trainee corps team 34: hey marco's right 'cuz tonight no one's gonna die young
marco: HALF BAKED STILL BUT WE'LL BE FINE WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE YOUNG
jean: I'M NOT GONNA DIE
HALF OF THAT'S A GODDAMN LIE
DAMN FOOL OUT THEIR MINDS
GUESS THEY FORGOT THAT ONE TIME
I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS EPISODE ONE
(eren: YA KNOW)
I WASN'T HEARD IT BUT WASN'T THAT FUN
(eren: FOR SHOW)
marco: half of me wants to say that you're right
(eren: YEAH)
but i know you'll lead us trough this fight
duzz: HOLY CRAP WE SCREWED UP OUR LIVES
(eren: UHUH)
fighting titans 'til we die
thomas: I'M THOMAS WANGER
jean: he'll be the first one to die
marco: hey have you met my friend jean he's a funny guy
franz: bby ur seIf in mai Rmz
hannah: I KNOW OUR LOVE WILL SURVIVE
jean: NOT PAST EPISODE FIVE
OH CRAP THEY ALL DIED
HOW'M I STILL ALIVE?
marco: guess i was wrong in this arc everbody dies young
hope i survive
jean: MARCO DIED TELL ME HOW PLEASE SOMEONE
levi: sup punks little dorks wellcome to the survey corps
think you're safe BUT YOU'RE NOT
grab a cape and buckle up
jean: AW MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE I JOINED WITH THESE DICKS
(levi: u know)
connie: OHGAWDIMGONNADIE
sasha: IMGONNABESICK
(levi: for show)
eren: QUUDIREI BITDSJDUS WE'VE GOTTA GO
jean: MRCOS DED U JERK SAWB SINGLE TEAR DWON CHEKE
(levi: yeah)
armin: THIS IS IT WE'RE GOING OUTSIDE
(levi: uhuh)
armin, jean, reiner: FIGHTING TITANS 'TIL WE DIE
armin: REINER WAIT
jean: HOLY FUCK
reiner: hey i'm okay bet u thought that i was done
armin: ASDFGHDJSKL
jean: uh
armin: ERTYUIODKMNSBDGFHDJKSLDFMVNHDIO
jean: armn hey bro r u ok
eren: THOUGHT I HEARD ARMIN SCREAM
(levi: no one cares 'bout ur shota bff ern)
eren: BUT HEICH- ...ok
levi: that titan chick is dropping squads to kingdom come
eren: HEY SHOULDN'T I?
levi: uh jezz...
we must advance let them go or we're gonna die young
eren: I NEVER HAVE ANY FUN
petra: too cute to die young
jean: my bf's gone but not i
I'M NOT GONNA DIE YOUNG
