Fuck the middle east There's too many problems They just get in the way We sure could live without them They hijack our planes They raise our oil prices We'll kill them all and have a ball And end their fuckin' crisis
BEIRUT, LEBANON-Won't exist once we're done LIBYA, IRAN-We'll flush the bastards down the can SYRIANS and SHIITES-Crush their faces with our might Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks