Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk in here
Tonight's the night we're gonna get plastered
Pissed or maybe we'll get laid, too
Booze on your breath always makes girls horny
So come on boys, let's chug a few
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk, oh yeah
People pouring in the front door
Most of them I've never seen in my life
I hear the sound of windows breaking
Who just lit the couch on fire
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
And if you're coming here
Don't forget to have yourself a beer
There's two girls throwin' up in the bathroom
A good friend holds your hair back when ya puke
Tonight's the night so grab your whatever
Lift your something
Here's a toast to you
We're all gonna get drunk
Oh, we're all gonna get drunk
Oh wait, we're already... drunk
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk, hoorah!
Fa la la la la la la
(Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No.
I've gotta drive all these people home. Have a good time... assholes.)
(Hey man, be careful)
(Hey! Lemme yell at your face! Cause I love ya! Lemme yell at your face! It'll be funny)
(Hey, I don't feel so good)
(There is no trash can)
