I was eating a mexican place with
Some friend and we were fixin' to go
When i saw a girl i used to know
Who did me wrong not long ago
All at once i had a mean idea
I look at my buddies and smiled
I said let's sit back down
And have a few more rounds
And stay for just a little while
Every time i eat foreign food
It really tears my stomach up
So im gonna sit right here and drink beer
Until i have to take me a big ol' dump
I'll push her off of her bar stool
And as soon as she hit's the ground
Im gonna stand right over her and pull my pants down
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you
That's what i'll do
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you
I'll take a big fat shit on you
I'll admit that was one good shit
All runny cuz i had the squirts
She was covered in turds
And nobody said a word
As i wiped my ass on her shirt
I pulled my pants up everyone was in shock
Nobody did or said a thing
Then me and my buddies headed out the door
We just laughed and sang
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you
That's what i'll do
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you
I'll take a big fat shit on you
So woman if treatin me like shit
Is what you think you'll do
Then think of my nasty rottin ass
returnin the favour to you
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you
That's what i'll do
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you
I'll take a big fat shit on you
