School is really boring
Can't wait for the bell to ring
Because tonight I'm hanging
With all of my friends
Gonna party through the night
Karaoke, pillow fights
The music's loud, the lights are bright
It never ends
I have so many friends
'Cos I steal pets from the popular people
And then dress the pets up like the popular people
I steal pets from the popular people
And hide them all in a shed, yeah
I steal pets from the popular people
And then dress the pets up like the popular people
I steal pets from the popular people
And lock them in my shed
At school life can be such a drag
Whittney Jones called me a fag
But her cat ate salmon out of my hand
I smiled at Michael in the halls
But he spread rumors I have balls
But I taught his dog to hug on command
I have so many friends, right, dog?
'Cos I steal pets from the popular people
And then dress the pets up like the popular people
I steal pets from the popular people
And hide them all in a shed, yeah
I steal pets from the popular people
And then dress the pets up like the popular people
I steal pets from the popular people
And paint their nails red
Take it, Cuddles!
It’s the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight
And I'm the life of it all
Cats and dogs all groovin with me
Were having such a ball
I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelson's terrier mix
He's wearing a suit and he has Greg's eyes
Suddenly... we kiss
'Cos I steal pets from the popular people
And then dress the pets up like the popular people
I steal pets from the popular people
And hide them all in a shed, yeah
I steal pets from the popular people
And then dress the pets up like the popular people
I steal pets from the popular people
My parents both are dead
I steal pets from the popular people
(pets aren’t yours, pets are mine)
And dress them up like the popular people
(pets aren’t yours, pets are mine)
Yeah, I steal pets from the popular people
(pets aren’t yours, pets are mine)
And dress them up like the popular people
(all of them are mine)
I steal pets, I steal pets
Lock them in my shed
I steal pets,
Lock them in my shed
I steal pets, I steal pets
Lock them in my shed
Lock them in my shed