Tobacco stains our yellow teeth 
And all our fingers and underneath 
Our fingernails, that clasp on sheets 
As we try desperately to sleep 
Hearts are sad and eyes are tired 
And all this Red Bull keeps us wired 
Gives us wings 
It gives us rings around our eyes 
We put three sugars in our tea 
Sit to watch too much day time TV 
And laugh at mums 
Who don't know who the father is 
And all our girlfriends are long gone 
We watch too much internet porn 
Who needs love 
When you've got silicone and strap ons 
And beer bloats our spoiled guts 
And shit jobs keep us in ruts 
And keep us eying up 
The what's and ifs and buts and maybes 
And falling over in the street 
Is just a part of every week 
And we lie drunkenly 
Just staring at the stars 
Remember when they were in reach 
And all the teachers used to teach 
You can do anything 
If you put your mind to it 
We put our minds to it all 
But disappointment crashed the ball 
We could have done anything 
But we just never quite knew it 
So tie your scarf on tight 
It's to be a cold night 
Tie your scarf on tight 
It's to be a cold night 
And tie your scarf on tight 
It's to be a cold night 
And tie your scarf on tight 
It's to be a cold night 
Oh oh, so tie your scarf on tight 
It's to be a cold night 
And tie your scarf on tight 
It's to be a cold night