Chorus 1
lol-omg-wtg-dairy-queen
lol-omg-bb-the-q
lol-omg-wtg-dairy-queen
lol-omg-bb-the-q
lol-*cymbal*-wtg-*cymbal*-queen
lol-*cymbal*-bb-the-*cymbal*
lol-*cymbal*-wtg-*cymbal*-queen
lol-*cymbal*-bb-the-*cymbal*
Red-red-red-red
red-red-red snappah!
Red-red-red-red
red-red-there-is-no-red-snappah!
And then in this part I'll have the "red-red-red-red" part looping with Phineus going "Terror in storm wind". So it will sound like this:
Terror-red-in Stormwind-red
Terror-red-in Stormwind-red
Terror-red-in Stormwind-red
You're momma's a grain of sand!
-beat-
(For the next one, the italicized word is shouted over the final word in the line, if it is a short phrase, or over the entire line, if it is a long phrase.)
Hark, hear the wails. -n00b!-
Sad, silver wails. -pwnt!-
In, Lordaeron. -ftw!-
But, they are gone. -omg!-
Diiing, dooong,
ding-ding-dooong
diiing, dong-dong-dooong -It's the demon-spawn-reindeer from hell!-
Well,
If you want your gratting blit to
Chak you wolshing flak -You guys are great!-
But you want to see his wolsh
Bloit you in the back -No you're great!-
You must treat him kindly and of this we must agree! -No you guys are great!-
Lest that wolshing, gratting blit go bloit you in the back! -No you're great!-
Dooo, dooo,
dooo, dooo, -beat the images out of my eyes!-
doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-d-doo-d-doo! -retreat to thunder bluff!-
All my life I've pwned those n00bs
and been happy all alone, -It's horrible!-
but then I saw your massive hooves
and knew that you were the one, -I'm blind!-
and I'm asking you, with your tail so wide,
my darling, sweet and dear Lacy,
If you would be my lovely bride
and forever pwn those n00bs with me...me...me-me-me-me
Chorus 2
lol-omg-wtg-dairy-queen
lol-omg-bb-the-q
lol-omg-wtg-dairy-queen
lol-omg-bb-the-q
Turkey! Turkey!
Turkey for everyone! -Hippy on!-
Turkey! Turkey!
These carunkles are very tasty!
Jag talar liten Svenska
men min Svenska ar inte bra
inte br-turkey!-, inte br-turkey!-
Apply directly to a hippie!
I'm uuuuuuber, uuuber l33t! -roflmao!-
So uuuuuuber, uuuber l33t!, -rox0rz box0rz!-
What a woooonderfull feeeling
I'm pwning agaaaaain!
For there aint, no, creature
In the land, or sea,
Quite as dear, to, meee
As the great, ko, dooooo, ohhhh,--
Chorus 3
lol-omg-wtg-dairy-queen
lol-omg-bb-the-q
lol-omg-wtg-dairy-queen
lol-omg-bb-the-q
Barn-barn-barn-barn,
Barn-barn-Barnaby!
Barn-barn-barn-barn,
Kill all the beggars in Orgrimmar!
Come now, my pet,
Kill all the beggars in Orgrimmar!
Barn-barn-barn-barn,
Midget gnomes unite!
hup, hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup--
Stay, away from those crooked elves,
theeey, look like women
and they smell like hell!
So if you would take my
sound advice
keep a distance of at least ten feet.
-beat--beat--beat-
Chorus Finale
lol-omg-wtg-dairy-queen
lol-omg-bb-the-q
lol-omg-wtg-dairy-queen
lol-omg-bb-the-q
(For this final part, perhaps I can sing it in three-part harmony)
Song! A song, a-singin-a song
just a song, song, sing-a song
(--and this is the climax to the end where everything concludes--)
singin-all-day-LONG!
