Brental Floss:(singing) In every heart there lies a place
All across the human race
Nostalgia Chick:(singing) Beneath a veil of fear and pride
Guilty pleasures lie inside.
Brental Floss:(singing) Things that make our heart take wing
Sometimes they're embarrassing.
Against their sway we have no powers
Floss and Chick:(singing) And Moulin Rouge is one of ours.
Guilty pleasures!
Everybody has a few!
Guilty pleasures!
You and me and even you!
Guilty pleasures!
Contradict your sense of taste!
Guilty pleasures!
They can only be embraced!
Brental Floss:(singing) The fireman who loves ballet.
Nostalgia Chick:(singing) The model who loves anime.
Floss and Chick:(singing) We all have a stupid song
That always makes us sing along!
So reconcile inside your mind
Our love for Moulin Rouge is blind.
Yes, it's dumb
Yes, it's gay
But we love it anyway!
Guilty pleasures!
Everybody has a few!
Guilty pleasures!
You and me and even you!
Guilty pleasures!
Surely even you have some!
Guilty pleasures!
Love them even though they're dumb!
Nostalgia Critic: I think I get it! (singing) Like how I enjoy Rocky 4
Though the writing's very poor.
Ninja Turtles, Commando,
X-Men 3
Brental Floss: Oh Jesus, no!
Nostalgia Critic:(singing)
Cool Runnings and Batman 2
Judge Dredd
Floss: Hey, I like that too!
Nostalgia Critic:(singing)
Even Jason Goes to Hell
Paranoia
Cinema Snob: What the hell?!
NC, Floss, and Chick:(singing)
Guilty pleasures!
They're the best at any time!
Guilty pleasures!
You have yours and I have mine!
Guilty pleasures!
Moulin Rouge is full of shit
Guilty pleasures!
but we won't stop loving it!
