This is a love song.
I did a shit on your mum
I did a shit on your mum
I did a shit on your mum
And she rather liked it
I did a shit on your dad
I did a shit on your dad
I did a shit on your dad
And he rather liked it
I did a shit on your shit
I did a shit on your shit
I did a shit on your shit
Irony completed
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
I did a shit on a tramp
I did a shit on a tramp
I did a shit on a tramp
And the cunt didn't even notice
I did a shit on an eagle
I did a shit on an eagle
I did a shit on an eagle
Yeah, it was at a falconry display
I did a shit on your laptop
I did a shit on your laptop
I did a shit on your laptop
Then I closed it
and squeezed it out the edges
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
I did a shit on Manchester
