Текст песни Lenin Was A Zombie - Surprise

i wanted to make a surprise
I didn't give you a call
i bought so many flowers
i could hardly carry'em all
i stepped to your floor
i was wearing my best suit
somebody opened the door
but it wasn't you

who's that man?
naked man?
in your room?
why are you naked too?

he was not your brother
he was not your uncle
he was not your father
what was going on there?
and he shut the door
right in front of my eyes
and i realized
what a fucking surprise

plumber
electrician
pizza boy
politician
no matter who the guy was
you are a whore, there is no choice
gardener
milkman
driver
satan
no matter who the guy was
you are a whore, there is no choice