Текст песни Joan of Arc - I'm Certainly Not Pleased With My Options for the Future

I've got this idea for a song which won't actually be a song, but just me explaining what the song will be like. Actually, I guess I've already done that. Well anyways, it will really be a song that nobody will be able to get out of their head, and I guess I'll name it "I'm Certainly Not Pleased with My Options for the Future".