somebody told me
she was seein somebody new
when they described him i thought no that cant be true
and i saw him last night
when i looked at him all i could say was
oh my god theyre right you gotta be kiddin me
hes gotta mustache
has she lost her mind
hes gotta mustache
straight outa 1979
he looks like a porn star
i bet he goes to the tanning bed
he needs a big gold chain shirt unbuttoned and a hairy chest
i bet he wears brute 33 and a spedo at the pool
i can understand a gotee or even a fu manchu
hes gotta mustache
has she lost her mind
hes gotta mustache
straight outa 1979
im sure hes an alright guy
i really outa cut him slack
it dont mater how hard i try
i cant get past the fact
unfreakin believable
hes gotta mustache
has she lost her mind
hes gotta mustache
straight outa 1979
on some guys they look great
but hes gotta mustache
alan jackson he aint
hes gotta mustache
hes actually gotta mustache
