my thoughts may stray
my eyes may roam
the neighbor's grass may seem much greener
than the grass right here at home
if pretty girls excite me
well...that's life
but just in case you didn't know
i love my wife
my mind, at times,
may dwell on sex
if someone's rating dreams
then most of mine, i guess,
are double X
so dimpled knees delight me
well...that's life
but just in case you hadn't heard
i love my wife
like bait that wriggles
and makes catfish bite
a lady jiggles
and my eyes gotta light
upon so sweet a sight
and if i shake
break out in spots
don't fret, it's not Swine Fever, dear
your swine has merely got "the hots"
if rosy lips invite me
well...that's life
but just in case you couldn't guess
i love my wife