[Hitler - Lloyd Ahlquist]
I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich.
Little known fact: Also dope on the mic
You are Vader, with your little boots and cape and helmet to cover up that burnt zss face
You have the force to move objects
I am a force truly evil even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel
Cause look at you
You’re not even a real person
I preferred you in Spaceballs the Rick Moranis version
[Darth Vader - Nice Peter]
You can’t rhyme against the dark side the dark side of the force
Why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I’m your father?
You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon zick
You call that a mustache?
I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You bztch!
Let me remind you why you’re messing with
Everything that you did
I’m the mztherfzcker who invented it
I’m the original Dark Lord
You’re like the sorcerer’s apprentice
My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shzt and cloned it
[Hitler - Lloyd Ahlquist]
You stink Vader
Your style smells something sour
You need to wash up, dawg
Here, step in my shower.
I’ll turn all your friends against you
Just my speeches breed haters
What’s your light-saver VS a clan of all your white neighbors?
[Darth Vader - Nice Peter]
Suck my robot balls
Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off.
A little Carbonite bath for your goose stepping zss
We’ll call my homeboy in Israel
See who got the last laugh
[Darth Vader - Nice Peter]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Epic Rap Battles of History
Source: LYBIO.net
