The Real Slim Shady (оригинал Eminem)
Настоящий Слим Шейди (перевод )
[Eminem:]
[Eminem:]
May I have your attention please?
Можно чуточку вашего внимания?
May I have your attention please?
Можно чуточку вашего внимания?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Я прошу настоящего Слима Шейди встать.
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Повторяю, я прошу настоящего Слима Шейди встать.
We're gonna have a problem here..
У нас есть одна проблема...
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Вы ведёте себя так, словно никогда не видели белого человека.
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
Ваши челюсти отвисли до пола, как у Пэм, когда Томми вломился в дверь
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
И начал расхваливать её зад**цу сильнее, чем обычно.
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
Сначала они развелись: он бил её о мебель (Ах!).
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
Это возвращение... "Подождите, не может быть, вы шутите,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
Он не произнёс того, что мне показалось, не правда ли?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
А Доктор Дре сказал... Да ничего, вы, идиоты!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Доктор Дре мёртв, он лежит у меня в подвале! (Ха-ха!)
Feminist women love Eminem
Феминистки обожают Эминема:
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
"Слим Шейди, он безумно надоел мне.
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Посмотрите на него, он ходит туда-сюда, обхватив свой сами-знаете-что,
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Подбрасывая сами-знаете-кого". "Да, но он такой симпатичный!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Да, возможно, у меня с головой и, правда, не всё в порядке,
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Но это ничуть не хуже, чем то, что творится в спальне ваших предков.
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
Иногда я хочу раскрепоститься прямо на телевидении, но не могу,
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
Хотя Тому Грину безумно нравится тра**ть мёртвого лося.
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
"Моя зад**ца на твоих губах, моя зад**ца на твоих губах",
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
Если мне повезёт, ты её поцелуешь.
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
Это послание, которое мы доносим до маленьких детей,
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
И хотим после этого, чтобы они не знали, что такое клитор.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
Конечно, они узнают, что такое половое сношение
By the time they hit fourth grade
Уже к четвёртому классу.
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
Они же, наверняка, смотрят канал Дискавери.
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
"Мы такие же млекопитающие...". Ну, некоторые из нас, вообще-то, каннибалы,
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*]
Которые расчленяют людей, как мускусные дыни [Хлюп!].
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Но если мы можем тра**ть мёртвых животных и антилоп,
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
Почему тогда один мужчина не может сбежать с другим?
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
А если вы чувствуете то же, что и я, то у меня есть решение –
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Женщины, снимите колготки, помашите ими, спойте припев, и всё получится.
[Chorus: Eminem - 2x]
[Припев: Eminem - 2x]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All The Real Slim Shady (Original Eminem)
This Slim Shady (translation)
[Eminem:]
[Eminem:]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention?
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I'm real Slim Shady please stand up.
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up.
We're gonna have a problem here ..
We have a problem ...
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
You act as if he had never seen a white person.
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
Jaws to the floor like Pam, when Tommy broke the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
And he began to praise her ass ** zu stronger than usual.
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
First they divorced: he hit her on the furniture (Ah!).
It's the return of the ... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
This return ... "Wait, can not be, you're kidding,
he did not just say what I think he did, did he? "
He did not say what I thought, is not it? "
And Dr. Dre said ... nothing you idiots!
And Dr. Dre said ... Nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Dr. Dre's dead, he lies in my basement! (Ha ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
Feminist women love Eminem:
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
"Slim Shady, he bothered me terribly.
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Look at him, he goes back and forth, clutching his you-know-what,
Flippin the you-know-who, "" Yeah, but he's so cute though! "
Tossing the you-know-who. "" Yes, but he's so cute! "
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Yeah, maybe I have a head, however, is not all right,
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
But it's no worse than what is happening in the bedroom of your ancestors.
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can not
Sometimes I want to be liberated directly on TV, but I can not,
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
Although Tom Green madly like tra ** be a dead moose.
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
"My ass ** CA on your lips, my ass ** CA on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
If I'm lucky, you kiss her.
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
This is the message we are bringing up young children,
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
And then we want that they do not know what a clitoris.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
Of course, they know what sexual intercourse
By the time they hit fourth grade
As early as the fourth grade.
They got the Discovery Channel do not they?
They, certainly, watch the Discovery Channel.
"We is not nothing but mammals .." Well, some of us cannibals
"We are the same mammals ...". Well, some of us are, in fact, cannibals,
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [* SLURP *]
That dismember people like cantaloupes [squishing!].
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
But if we can be tra ** dead animals and antelopes,
then there's no reason that a man and another man can not elope
Why, then, one man can not escape from the others?
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
And if you feel the same as me, then I have a solution -
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Women remove tights, wave them sing the chorus, and everything will turn out.
[Chorus: Eminem - 2x]
[Chorus: Eminem - 2x]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
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