Whispering Ned was a separate man with a natural head and a natural tan
You could tell from his eyes that he never told lies
There were no flies on Whispering Ned
Now Whispering Ned had a magical bed where his head freaked out at night
You could see him rise high above the skies and down the wind went Whispering Ned
He could fly through the breeze high above the trees
At the turn of his mind he could travel where he please
And he'd sail on air floating everywhere where, there were no flies on Whispering Ned
Now he lived in a land where heads were band
Though the land was grand the people were grey
and they worked all day in a diligent way trying to keep their heads and Whispering Neds
Now Ned took charge of a very large lump which he dumped in the sump of the local water pump
And they all got gassed and sussed were the pissed but the last one was lost was Whispering Ned
Now Whispering Ned was a natural head and he liked a joke and he often had a smoke
But he never got sussed and he never got bust
There were no flies on Whispering Ned
