I want you to meet my old friend
He’s seen the beginning and the end
His father is of supernal origin
Though his mother is still a virgin
Oh my fucking Jesus
Offer me your blessing
Cure all my diseases
Oh you're so caressing
Oh my fucking Jesus
Cure all my diseases
Let me plant a bomb in your head
I’ll be blessed when you’re dead
I’ll show you my virtue, dear Lord
In thy name I draw my sword
Join us in our feast
I’m a fucking Jesus’s priest
I’ll make all my foes crawl
Christ will help me kill them all
Feel his righteous rage
And your death will be your wage
I’ll put your lives to end
I’m guided by God’s hand
Pass me an apple from the Garden of Eden
The one that the first bae has eaten
I’ll throw it at the head of your foe
Causing it to fucking explode
Oh my fucking Jesus
Offer me your blessing
Cure all my diseases
Oh you're so caressing
Oh my fucking Jesus
Cure all my diseases
Let me plant a bomb in your head
I’ll be blessed when you’re dead
I’ll show you my virtue, dear Lord
In thy name I draw my sword
Of violence he disapproves
Though in OT God had some nice moves
But Jesus loves me with all his heart
And in our orgies he does take part
Oh my fucking Jesus
Offer me your blessing
Cure all my diseases
Oh you're so caressing
Oh my fucking Jesus
Cure all my diseases
Let me plant a bomb in your head
I’ll be blessed when you’re dead
I’ll show you my virtue, dear Lord
In thy name I draw my sword
