Rebar’s sticking out of the ear
Drunk worker was coming from a corporate party
Where workers drank for free, ate sucks, were lucky
Liver was dead, brain went away
Our stupid douche was drunk in pieces, no pray
He included his autopilot, tuned to go home
But his way wasn’t easy
Construction was carried out, near by his office
His foot felt into a trap in the darkness
Body shook and it was quickly
He’s novice equilibrist, it was so pretty
Construction rebar as a skewer for the flesh
Cuts between the bones, the deepest slash
His fall ended with an act of defecation
Foundation for building was in shit and vomit
The foreman asked his brigade to clean up, in the morning
There were about 20 douchebags, not actually boring