DON’T YOU KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU KNOW?
I DON’T KNOW, WHAT? OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
WE’RE THOSE BAD METAL BOYS YOUR LITTLE SISTER SHOWED YOU
REP THE XMETALX LIKE MY NECK TATTOO
HAD LIKE 35 PEOPLE AT OUR THURSDAY NIGHT SHOW
I INVITED MY GRANDMA, BUT SHE DID NOT GO, FUCK
WE WRITE RIFFS AND BREAKDOWNS THAT ARE WAY TOO FIERCE
NOW I’M THINKING ABOUT GETTING MY LEFT NIPPLE PIERCED
WE’RE ON TWITTER, YOUTUBE, AND FACEBOOK MAN
GO CHECK US OUT @CLOSERTOMETHANHIM
I HATE MY MOM AND DAD, THEY THINK THAT I AM FAKE
THEY ALWAYS TELL ME MY LIP RING IS A MISTAKE
MY HEART IS SO DEEP LIKE A CESSPOOL OF LOVE
YOUR HAND FITS IN MINE LIKE A JANITORS GLOVE
JUST GOT MY LICENSE I CAN DRIVE US TO THE MALL
IF YOU SAY NO THEN WE WILL NOT GO TO THE MALL
YESTERDAY I FOUND A NOTE IN MY JEANS
BUT IT’S IN GERMAN SO I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
OUR SHOES ARE FROM PACSUN, GUITAR IS FROM BEST BUY
DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG? AND PRETTY PLEASE DON’T LIE
WE’VE GOT OUR EP BURNED TO A CD ROM
BUY IT AT CTMTH.TUMBLR.COM
WE PARTY AND DRINK BECAUSE WE THINK THAT WE SHOULD
AND I WANNA TRY POT CUZ I HEARD IT FEELS GOOD.
ALRIGHT, IF YOU’RE SITTING IN YOUR MOM’S MINI VAN LISTENING TO THIS ON THE WAY TO THE MALL TO GET SOME NEW JEANS, I WANT YOU TO GET OUT YOUR HOT TOPIC GIFT CARDS AND THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW. IF YOU KNOW THIS NEXT PART SING IT ALONG WITH ME!
WE’LL SLEEP WHEN WE’RE DEAD, CUZ YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
AND JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE BREATHING DOESN’T MEAN YOUR ALIVE!
CHECK US OUT ON FACEBOOK, TWITTER, AND YOUTUBE, OUR EP COMES OUT JULY 25TH ON CLOSERTOMETHANHIM.BANDCAMP.COM
CHECK OUT MY GAUGES
THEY’RE ALMOST DOUBLE 0’S
MY MOM WON’T LET ME GET EM BIGGER
BUT FUCK HER I’M ALMOST 16!
OH MY GOD PLEASE SHARE MY BAND
I WANNA BE FAMOUS SO SHOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS
I MADE LIKE $30 FROM MY LAST SHOW
THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM IS SOMETHING YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW
AND WHEN IT’S MY TIME TO SHRIVEL UP AND DIE
I HOPE I’LL HAVE SOME FANS TO COME AND TELL ME BYE
I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS ANYMORE
SO OPEN UP THIS PIT LET ME SEE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR
