Welcome to my country
Where everything`s for free
And every single prostitute`s
As stupid as a sheep
So if you are from Britain,
Italy or France
Come sing along anthem
Of ignorance
“He is so much attentive
And he will marry me
Finally it`s coming true –
My sweet late-Soviet dream”
Enjoying our culture?
Read books of history?
Don`t forget bar`s near
To library!
“And everything goes on and on
My body – national income!!
Here you wanna be
Drink for me – don`t worry!”
Talking meat is free – You won`t be worried
What a cry – “fuck sex tourists”
For our guys – “don`t touch her breast”
Drink and fight – save on her dress
What they`re like – you are the best!
But the fact they avoid to see –
Guys in sadness afraid to feel
That the biggest misery`s –
Nazis made by gelousy –
Problem`s that he sextourist`s not she
“And everything goes on and on
Blood mary makes me suck`n`cum!
Here you wanna be!
Come to bachelor party!
Come to Riga – welcome to my panties!!!”