I got another text from my dog again, he wants to know if maybe he can cop a gram (or two).
Dropped acid but thought it time to lift base, drinking Drano tends to make my little belly race (away).
Got tired, poured my glass out into the sink, went to go ice fishing on a skating rink (fell through).
Caught a salmon airman trout but I caught a cold, drained the lake so I could let my feet soak.
Come on. A broken leg or broken wing or chance to move on.
Bleached asshole but he dyed his hair, see the seapunk band wearing band underwear (no tattoos!).
Lit an s, caught a train while heading west, shocked I didn't end up needing a bigger net.
Selling tickets, selling tokens, selling candygrams, sold my wallet to a better-looking salesman (great deal).
Wrote some letters to a cutie at the pharmacist's, no reply but I guess they were anonymous ("were").
Come on. A broken leg or broken wing or chance to move on.
