Today I got fired
I drop my phone in a toilet
My cat peed in my sinker
And elevator's doors squeeze my finger
I don’t thing I’m looser
But now I’m so confusing
These events disappointed me
Cos I can’t believe that it should be
And I know, shit happens I know
I lost my job and now I can sleep all morning
My phone fells down and now my mom at list will stop calling
To hell with the snickers, they stunk worth my cat
And elevator spread my dick I'm so glad
And I know, shit happens I know