I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my fangs
I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire
I have lost my fangs
So I'm sad and I feel lonely
So I cry and am very angry
And I ate some garlic
So I am no more satanic yeah yeah
I am a vampire and I am looking in the city
But the pretty girls don't look at me
(Don't look at me)
Cause I don't have my fangs
Cause I have lost my fangs
I am a vampire, I am a vampire
I have lost my mouth organ
I am a vampire, I am a vampire
I have lost my mouth organ
So I get bored and I shout
So I eat pop corn and I put on weight
And I sing but my voice is breaking
And I want to play the guitar
But my guitar is out of tune
I am a vampire and I am walking in the city
But the musicals don't play with me
(Don't play with me)
Cause I don't have my mouth organ
Cause' I have lost my mouth organ
