Evelyn Williams: If we get married, we’d have such a wedding!
Patrick Bateman: You will be carried to your beheading…
Evelyn Williams: It’s so romantic, we’ll be in page six!
Patrick Bateman: Me in that rag, next to some trashy bitch…
Evelyn Williams: I’d like a huge diamond, won’t settle for less!
Patrick Bateman: How many carrots or should I just guess? If you only knew…
Jean: If I only knew…
Evelyn Williams: If we get married.
Jean: Would he be happy?
Patrick Bateman: If you only knew…
Evelyn Williams: The band should be ethnic, perhaps a bit reggae.
Patrick Bateman: Maybe machine guns will make a good segway…
Jean: If he got married, he might relax?
Evelyn Williams: I’d serve him dinner.
Patrick Bateman: I’d swing an axe!
Jean: It’s that look in his eyes that I don’t understand…
Evelyn Williams: I’ll burst into tears when he takes my hand!
Jean: When he holds my hand!
Patrick Bateman: When I cut off her hand! If you only knew…
Jean: If I only knew…
Evelyn Williams: If we get married.
Jean: Would I be happy?
Patrick Bateman: If you only knew…
Jean: If I only knew…
Evelyn Williams: If we get married…
Patrick Bateman: If you only knew…