This song goes out to all the mother’s of the world Whether you have a spoiled boy or a spoiled little girl I’m sorry I was a pain in the ass But mommy if you had balls They would be made of brass And all that putting up with my bickerin’ I know that weared your thin cause I would never stop cryin’ So this mothers day I’m here just to say Thank you from keepin’ me away from all that candy So my teeth don’t rot