An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out
When you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Старику исполнилось 98 лет,
Он выиграл в лотерее и умер на следующий день.
Это как черная муха в твоем Шардонне, [сорт белого вина]
Это как помилование смертников, казненных две минуты назад.
И разве это не ирония судьбы… Как ты думаешь?
Это как дождь в день твоей свадьбы,
Это как бесплатная поездка, за которую ты уже заплатил,
Это как хороший совет, которого ты просто не послушал,
Кто бы мог подумать… Но это логично.
Мистер «Веди-Себя-Осторожно» боялся летать,
Он собрал свой чемодан и поцеловал детей на прощание,
Он всю свою чертову жизнь ждал этого полета,
И когда самолет начал падать, он подумал:
«Ну разве это не мило…»
И разве это не ирония судьбы… Как ты думаешь?
Это как дождь в день твоей свадьбы,
Это как бесплатная поездка, за которую ты уже заплатил,
Это как хороший совет, которого ты просто не послушал,
Кто бы мог подумать… Но это логично.
Что ж, жизнь выбрала забавный способ подкрасться к тебе,
Когда ты думал, что все в порядке и все идет как надо,
И жизнь выбрала забавный способ спасти тебя,
Когда ты думал, что все не так и все неудачно,
За что бы ты ни взялся.
Возникшая «пробка», когда ты уже опоздал,
Надпись «Не курить» на стене во время твоего перекура,
Это как десять тысяч ложек, когда тебе нужен нож,
Это как встреча с мужчиной моей мечты,
А затем с его чудесной женой.
И разве это не ирония судьбы… Как ты думаешь?
Чересчур иронично… О да, я действительно так считаю…
Это как дождь в день твоей свадьбы,
Это как бесплатная поездка, за которую ты уже заплатил,
Это как хороший совет, которого ты просто не послушал,
Кто бы мог подумать… Но это логично.
Жизнь выбрала забавный способ подкрасться к тебе,
Жизнь выбрала забавный способ спасти тебя,
Спасти тебя... An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And is not it ironic ... do not you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just did not take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
& quot; Well is not this nice ... & quot;
And is not it ironic ... do not you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just did not take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out
When you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And is not it ironic ... do not you think
A little too ironic ... and, yeah, I really do think ...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just did not take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
The old man turned 98 years old,
He won the lottery and died the next day.
It's like a black fly in your Chardonnay, [sort of white wine]
It's like a death row pardon executed two minutes ago.
And is not it an irony ... What do you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day,
It's like a free trip for which you have already paid,
This is good advice that you just did not listen,
Who would have thought ... But it's logical.
Mr. "Vedi Self-Warning" was afraid to fly,
He picked up his suitcase and kissed his children goodbye,
He'd spent his life waiting for this goddamn flight
And when the plane began to fall, he thought:
"Well, is not this nice ..."
And is not it an irony ... What do you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day,
It's like a free trip for which you have already paid,
This is good advice that you just did not listen,
Who would have thought ... But it's logical.
Well, life has chosen a fun way to sneak up on you,
When you think that everything is fine and everything is going as it should,
And life has chosen a fun way to save you,
When you think that everything is wrong and everything fails,
For no matter what you took.
The resulting "plug" when you're already late,
The inscription "No smoking" on the wall during your smoke break,
It's like ten thousand spoons when you need a knife,
It's like a meeting with the man of my dreams,
And then, with his wonderful wife.
And is not it an irony ... What do you think?
Too ironic ... Oh, yes, I really think so ...
It's like rain on your wedding day,
It's like a free trip for which you have already paid,
This is good advice that you just did not listen,
Who would have thought ... But it's logical.
Life has chosen a fun way to sneak up on you,
Life has chosen a fun way to save you,
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