Текст песни О моем... - Настоящем мужчине

This man / Who's there? (text) Evgeny Grishkovets
Summer
All the women wore light fabric
Cafe
Sunsets and beautiful girl in the cafe
It is taking place between the tables
And all the male population of the cafe
Collapses head and accompanies her eyes
And only one man
I do not tempted to knock heels
He looked at the woman glaza which came into the cafe ...

REAL MAN!

The guy asks friends:
- Children! Give the money for a short while in debt?! ..
They:
- Why would you? You recently received a salary!
- Here! All loaned ....
- Who ?!
- Well, remember my ex Svetku?! ... That's it ...
- So what ?!
- Well, her husband's birthday ... It is ... lent for a gift ...
- And you gave ?!
And he said:
- Well, of course! And where would go? ...

REAL MAN??? (*)

I'm here! I have always and everywhere !!! Do not forget!

It turns out the company of the theater
And friends say:
- Well?! Let's go have a drink somewhere and talk
And one says:
- No children I will not go ... no mood ...
- And what ?!
- Yes, the film snagged the film ... Paul cried ...
And they:
- Are you crying or something ?!
- Yeah guys, sex film cried ...

REAL MAN!

Friends call a friend and say:
- Well? Are you going? In the morning to go fishing!
He says:
- Oh guys .. In any way can not ...
And they:
- What?!
- My daughter got sick ... It is necessary to sit down with her ....
And they:
- You what? That does not sit someone or something? Tiffany and his wife do not have what? Are you - not a man?
He says:
- Guys ... I guess I'm not a man .... My daughter got sick ... I want her to sit ....

REAL MAN!

I'm here! I have always and everywhere !!! Do not forget!

Large office
And goes down the hall Head
CHIEF
And his face is clear that everything is very bad ...
ALL very bad!
Still shy away from it
And he comes to the accounting
And there accountant
He is asking:
- Well how are you?
She throws up his hands in fright
And he said:
- Yes? But I see you have a new hairstyle ... It really goes to you! Highly!

REAL MAN!

Receding aircraft on takeoff
Boy and girl flying to the south
And she is afraid to fly
She drank whiskey / cognac - does not help
Crying - scared
He ITS hugging, comforting, says:
- What do you mean? ... On the plane to fly is not as dangerous as driving a car ...
And he clung to the handrail with his free hand so that his fingers were white and sweat on his forehead
He is afraid to fly even more, but she calms down!

REAL MAN!

I'm here! I have always and everywhere !!! Do not forget!
I'm here! I have always and everywhere !!! Do not forget!
I'm here! I have always and everywhere !!! Do not forget!