Текст песни Крыс и Шмендра - Песня про трусы

Scottish warriors wear skirts ,
under which there are no cowards.
they are braver than anyone in the world ,
they chase anegliyskih dogs
British soldiers walk in the pants
under which there are cowards
they are braver than anyone in the world
they do not sirashny Scottish dogs

As we put in,
as we are stuck ,
as we are stuck , my God! ..
As we put in,
as we are stuck -
to you so stuck too ...

Irish soldiers also not weak
not weaker than the English dogs
Irish soldiers go to pubs -
spend on drink your pants
French soldiers eaten by frogs
and rot on the vine
Hearing the sounds of British guns
Panties change five times a day

Teutonic warriors go systems
in copper armor outside of the pants
they suffer from hemorrhoids
but kept the best French hounds
brave warriors of the tribe mbvaga
unaware of shorts
they generally courage to ***
*** and lost in the sky

Indian soldiers smoking pipes
scoring them cowards English
their stomachs tinned
eggs and tight as a drum
Icelandic warriors flaunt
in shorts from fish scales
at the sight of the enemy bare
smelling fish their swords

Jewish soldiers wear sidelocks ,
blocking the cowards
Jewish soldiers build pubs ,
Irish dogs coming and going
Tartar warriors devour horsemeat
flashing panties all steppes
Tatar warrior - this beast ,
everything except the horse , he at *** m .
Slavic warriors all otymeyut
despite briefs
he and generally anything not look down ,
but vodka and sausages.