Текст песни Краснов - Дядя Стёпа - полицай

Who does not know uncle Stёpu?
Who is he did not cash?
Everyone knows that Uncle Stepan
As a child, theft hunted.

What he did not want to learn,
And I did not want to work,
With whole life he drank heavily,
What's in jail just missed.

And now the cops chased
And they took his uncle stёp,
That was a crime instead
Legalized gop-stop.

He knocks foot urns
On the railing strikes dubёm,
And a glamorous outfit -
From Yudashkin - on it.

On zatylochke cap,
Hands holding the belt,
Beats PR of fat thighs,
A muzzle brick.

He goes out of office,
And some sloven
His mouth opened in surprise:
& quot; nix! This policeman! & Quot;

Uncle Stepan strains
Everyone from adults to children.
Meet - obscenely abuse
And the fear of saying:

- Yeah! People such growth
Meet the ceremony is not easy!
Yeah! Such a scoundrel
The form of the new-to-face!
If you get up in the post,
Bypassing a mile a minute!
________________________
On straight track
finely mince Tajik.
Though he is in Moscow for eight years,
His residence is not ...

And this Tadjik
Uncle Stepan says:
on beer money chase on,
My insides on fire!

Or help with money,
Or dope forbid glass
Raskumaritsya with friends,
Although I am not a drug addict.

Huckster and a handful of something
He pulls out of his pocket:
"All of you shall not eat, or vomiting"
And - Stepan gives.

By LJ shkami wrote,
Stepan from now
called guest workers:
Uncle Stepan - a fly agaric.
_________________________
What happened? At the station
Crying boy of six.
He lost his mother in the audience.
As it is now to find it?

All the police called,
And she certainly was right there!

Stepan climbs, slowly,
In pockets of the baby,
It gets pretty handily
From coat small things.

And - back to the station,
Where in the duty room resting.
______________________
I was walking home from school pupil -
Emo Goth .. .. Well, in general, a freak.
On the move, he said,
And Mobil lit

Suddenly, toward the policeman,
Emo just slept with the person
After all, Wedges
No escape from the cops in uniform.

- Document on the phone has?
That, in prison decided to sit down ?!
And Mobil has worked,
However, the same evening propyl.

With such growth guards
Arguing ceremony is not easy.
___________________________
There were confused by the building,
What area of ​​the uprising,
Suddenly look - is Stepan
swallowed with a glass of the morning!

Everything froze in amazement:
- Uncle Stepan! It's you?
None of your offices here,
Che, in kind of show-off ?!

Uncle Stepan belched,
He grinned and winked:

- I received an honorary post!
Happy - I just can not.
I am now on odd days
Prostitutes Beware!
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Walking down the street passer-by,
On Professor alike.
Suddenly she grabbed him shudder:
He sees the knife at her throat.

Before him is a bandit,
And sassy says:
"You got me, bespectacled rob,
And for that, bitch, sit down! "

Here comes Uncle Stepan.
"Everything, bespectacled man. Well ... as you.
Rob is the common people
I will not let you, you freak! "

And frightened professor
Everything, down to the dentures,
Polizei gives,
A burglar brazenly laughs.

The policeman Stepan Stepanov
From childhood, he knew all bandyuganov.
Lit terpily Loja,
Now relax well.
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One morning, on Sunday,
Stepan came out of the yard.
Stop! Don `t move! No salvation:
Swarmed children.

Victor looks at Stepan,
She wrinkles her nose in disgust:
- Uncle Stepan! Excuse me!
- What?
- There is the question!

Why do not the bandits,
And the police came?
The policeman shouted angrily:
"Come on ... all gone!"

However, after the brow knits,
The left eye a little screwed up,
He says: - Well, lads!
On the question you answer.

To report in confidence,
What the police serve
Because this service
I holyavnoy find!

Someone with a gun and dubёm
While serving as summer and winter?
H