Текст песни Александр А.В.С. Скворцов - Сантехник Жора Иванов или Бытовая зарисовка

Plumber Jora Ivanov
For pipe was excessively severe:
He wanted to replace the valve,
To completely cover the water ...

(Did not specify why
All this ought to him ...)
He was attached to the nut key pressed -
And anger became crowded!

Key wild rage could not stand ...
Plucked from the nuts came
Zhora on my fingers, causing the mat
(supply of vocabulary is not rich ...)

A little to calm nerves,
In the bag with the instrument sitting,
Our hero is thinking what to do,
What to do and who to blame ...

Under the cap greasy thoughts rush ...
Remembering Georgy: & quot; It has a pliers! & Quot; ...
Squeeze the palm of tools,
But the nut is. Neither there nor here.

Having tried fruitlessly all tools
(A bag Zhora what is there not!)
And in obedience to treacherous fate
He threw the hammer through the pipe.

Nut flew. And with it - poltruby.
Zhora's face hits the water fountain ...
But bathing Jora not happy,
Again, from the basement came the mat.

End of this action became the banal:
In each rushed reinforcements to George.
Having decided not to tempt fate greater,
They replaced the pipe in the basement.

Tired George and his friend Tolya
Analysis conducted at a stall with alcohol ...
(We will not quote the speech stream ...)
As a result - is guilty of all hammer!

And at night dreaming face Georgy
Some of the grateful residents.
He shook his hand and said hastily:
& quot; Thank you for clean water in the taps! & quot;

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